Heyy

Hey guys. First I'd like to apologize for posting so many trailers lately. I just haven't seen any new posters/character banners/stills or heard any casting news that excites me. Ah, wellz. Anyway, I come to you with yet another trailer today. Deal with it. This one is for Zack Snyder's SuckerPunch. This movie's gone through A LOT of changes over the past year and a half or so. It was originally supposed to star a lot of bad bitches like Amanda Seyfried, Evan Rachel Wood and Emma Stone. Now we've got Vanessa Hudgens and the girl from Lemony Snicket. I don't know, you guyss. Jena Malone is a good catch, though, so I'm on the fence. Also Zack Snyder is the man behind 300 which was just, ugh, and Watchmen which I just could not bring myself to care about. The trailer is completely devoid of anything pertaining to plot, and yet, I am intrigued? Huh? Check it.



In case you were wondering it's supposed to be about Babydoll (Violet Baudelaire) being put into a mental asylum and rounding up some other crazy girls who then enter some sort of alternate universe to fight their way out. I think. Far out, bro. It's been described by Snyder as "Alice in Wonderland with machine guns." Vomit. I honestly cannot tell you how many times I've read that statement in the past year. Whateverrrr. Leave me your thoughts, please.

Also, can we all LOL our asses off at Rihanna joining Battleship? A movie adaptation of the game BATTLESHIP. LOL.

Devil

Hi guys. Have we recovered from the Deathly Hallows trailer? I haven't. But, I decided to bring something new to Sassy today. I've been keeping an eye on this project for a while, and with all the drama surrounding The Last Airbender, I thought it'd be nice to discuss M. Night Shyamalan in a positive light.

Today we have the debut of the first trailer for the film Devil. It's being touted as a story "from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan" with a script by Brian Nelson and direction by The Dowdle Bros (Quarantine). The story centers on a group of people trapped in an elevator. Cool! One of them is the devil. YIKES!!



Looks promising, eh? And SCARY!! I'm gonna go ahead and call it right now, I think the old lady is the devil. Because old people are mean. What are your guesses? Leave your thoughts in the comments!

PS Youtube, I am not amused by M. Night Shamadingdong. Maybe you're the reason why M. Night felt the need to racebend his last movie...

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OH MY GOD

Deathly Hallows trailer!!

DISCUSS!!

The Green Hornet

I had a lot of Sassy description lined up for this trailer, but now I'm just angry, tired, and starving. So here's the trailer.

The release date is January 14th, 2011. That should tell you a lot about the quality of this film.

Also, the video below was kind of depressing, so here's the real thing.



This. was. my. jam.

Cheers!

Template Devastation!

Some words regarding Sassy's new design.

So I logged on to make a post about the new Green Hornet trailer, which in hindsight is SO not worth all the drama that ensued, when I noticed that Blogger had new design templates!! Lovely! I'd been thinking Sassy needed a little makeover, so it was perfect! Too bad all the new templates are HIDEOUS!! Despite my horror, though, I decided I'd give one a try. So I picked a template and made all the necessary tweaks and thought, okay, this might not be so bad. When I tested it, though, OI! My poor eyes! Traumatized by my unholy creation I decided to go back to Sassy's original design. Too bad all the old templates are gone!! Ahhhh!!! I suspect this isn't completely irreversible, but it's getting late and now I'm tired and angry. So until I find a way to restore Sassy to her former glory, we're all going to have to do with this nasty template created by some evil hag named Tina Chen. Could it be????

Cute!

Hey guys. I am assuming that we are all aware that Toy Story 3 opens next Friday. YesYes? And we're all pretty excited right? I mean, we've grown up with Andy, Woody, Buzz and the crew. This is a big moment for us!!

Anyway, Pixar and Google have teamed up and made this little gem of a vid. Check it out!



Love it! Sound off in comments!

New Trailer!!

Back on my CSULB movie blog, I posted the teaser for Michael Cera's new quirky-nerd-falls-in-love film, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. By now we've all heard the "Michael Cera plays the same character in every movie" complaint, but you know what? It's a pretty awesome character. Who doesn't love George-Michael Bluth? Perhaps I'm just charmed by his lanky two-pound frame and whisper voice. Anyway, the full trailer, which will play in front of Get Him to the Greek this Friday, has just been released! Rejoice!



Michael Cera, action star? From Edgar Wright, director of Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead aka Best Movie Ever?? I'm there. Oh and is that Kieran Culkin I see?? Lovely. So tell me, people, will YOU be seeing Scott Pilgrim??? Sound off in the comments, bbs!

PS: It's on like Donkey Kong? I feel violated.