So, I was sixteen when my Hirsch mania began. Gross.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Eat Fresh
So, anyone who knows me well could tell you all about my hatred for institutions of education. Jr. High was awkward and....awkward. High School made me want to die about half the time, and I'm not sure I have any feeling either way about college. Anywhoooo....after finishing another dreadfully droll 75 minutes in Philosophy 170, which I believe should be retitled Why the Hell Do I Give an Ish? 170, I was ridiculously tired and, more importantly, unbelievably starving. So I wandered over to Subway. I ordered some awkward combination of chicken and pretend bacon with the ever important fatty ingredient ranch. The smell itself was enough to satisfy my hunger, but when I took the first bite. lakjdflafljadlfjalds. GENIUS. Do you ever feel like you're having the worst day ever? Today wasn't really one of those days, but if it had been WHOA NOW!! Imagine what I could have done!! That sub was like a frikkin rebirth. Ahahahaha. Sad. I'm rambling now. I just really wanted to blog about my delicious Subway lunch.
-AR ooooo that's legit. bahaha.
-AR ooooo that's legit. bahaha.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Live Bloggin the Oscars Red Carpet
Miley Cyrus lookin a fool.
DEV PATEL AND FREIDA PINTO.
Taraji P. Henson. I LOVE YOUUUUUU. So cute.
EMILE HIRSCH ADLFJ;LAKDJF;LKADJFLKAJDFLKJADLKFJLADKF
Zefron lookin greasy. There's only one Robert Pattinson, bb, and he's gross. Vanessa Hudgens. *yawn*
Freida Pinto is friggin gorgeous. And I love her accent. Goddamn I love Indian people. Jeez.
Lookin over the nominees for Best Actress. I don't really understand Angelina's nomination. The movie was omega repetitive. Whatevz. K. Winslet ftw.
If Slumdog doesn't win Best Picture, I might crap my pants.
ahaha. Randolph Duke not feelin' Miley's outfit. I love Mr. J, but, you have to leave it to the designers to keep it real.
Freida Pinto is friggin gorgeous. And I love her accent. Goddamn I love Indian people. Jeez.
I just realized Dev Patel might be my favorite person ever. British + Indian = AWESOME!!
John Legend? Um, ok. Jessica Biel? Um, ok. Unless you're bringin some J.Timberlake on the stage, go home.
Michelle Tuzee. stfu.
Marisa Tomei. I wish I could explain why I love saying Tomei. She always looks a hot mess, though.
Seal and Heidi. Lookin fresh.
The Slumdog kids are FREAKING ADORABLE. OMFG SCREAMING IN INDIAN ACCENTS. this is the best thing I've ever seen.
Sarah Jessica Parket. Why the long face? A horse is a horse of course of course. She looks like the tooth fairy. Love Matthew Broderick, though.
Robert Pattinson. Lookin nastay. suprised? nope.
Amy Adams. That's a bomb shade of red. Don't know how I feel about the dress itself. Hmm....
Mickey Rourke. ug. You're so gross. If you take from Sean Penn, someone's gonna be pissed. ME. I only want one comeback kid. That's RDJ. Until you do blackface in the jungle, Mickey Rourke, you are nothing to me. RDJ lokin good, btw. edit: Good lord, RDJ. You're the new Justin Long. ahaha.
Natalie Portman!! So gorgeous. Interesting shade though. Like neon cotton candy.
Josh Brolin. If it wasn't for that dream where he tried to kill me, he'd be pretty dang hot. Ok, he's still hot. On a related note, Diane Lane, lookin good.
JAMES FRANCO. holla!!
Evan Rachel Wood. I think she dropped the ball. She's been lookin fly all award season.
SEAN EFFING PENN!!! FTWFTWFTW. Idol right there. I.DOL.
Seth Rogen. lulz.
Holy Hell. Beyonce has the largest behind EVER. ahaha.
Anne Hathaway. That dress is GARGEOUS. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGEOUS.
O snap. Brad and Angelina. King and Queen. Too bad Ben Button might go down as the biggest Oscar loser in the history of the show. ouch.
KATE WINSLET. My personal Jesus. Looking STUNNING on the cover of Time, btw.
Meryl Streep. Hot for an old lady. She's no Helen Mirren, though.
Alicia Keys. So pretty.
Reflecting on Rachel Getting Married. I would have called it, "Anne Hathaway is the Only Good Thing About This Boring Movie."
OMFG JACKBLACK. and Emile Hirsch in the same place?!?! alkdjflakdsj.
DEV PATEL AND FREIDA PINTO.
Taraji P. Henson. I LOVE YOUUUUUU. So cute.
EMILE HIRSCH ADLFJ;LAKDJF;LKADJFLKAJDFLKJADLKFJLADKF
Zefron lookin greasy. There's only one Robert Pattinson, bb, and he's gross. Vanessa Hudgens. *yawn*
Freida Pinto is friggin gorgeous. And I love her accent. Goddamn I love Indian people. Jeez.
Lookin over the nominees for Best Actress. I don't really understand Angelina's nomination. The movie was omega repetitive. Whatevz. K. Winslet ftw.
If Slumdog doesn't win Best Picture, I might crap my pants.
ahaha. Randolph Duke not feelin' Miley's outfit. I love Mr. J, but, you have to leave it to the designers to keep it real.
Freida Pinto is friggin gorgeous. And I love her accent. Goddamn I love Indian people. Jeez.
I just realized Dev Patel might be my favorite person ever. British + Indian = AWESOME!!
John Legend? Um, ok. Jessica Biel? Um, ok. Unless you're bringin some J.Timberlake on the stage, go home.
Michelle Tuzee. stfu.
Marisa Tomei. I wish I could explain why I love saying Tomei. She always looks a hot mess, though.
Seal and Heidi. Lookin fresh.
The Slumdog kids are FREAKING ADORABLE. OMFG SCREAMING IN INDIAN ACCENTS. this is the best thing I've ever seen.
Sarah Jessica Parket. Why the long face? A horse is a horse of course of course. She looks like the tooth fairy. Love Matthew Broderick, though.
Robert Pattinson. Lookin nastay. suprised? nope.
Amy Adams. That's a bomb shade of red. Don't know how I feel about the dress itself. Hmm....
Mickey Rourke. ug. You're so gross. If you take from Sean Penn, someone's gonna be pissed. ME. I only want one comeback kid. That's RDJ. Until you do blackface in the jungle, Mickey Rourke, you are nothing to me. RDJ lokin good, btw. edit: Good lord, RDJ. You're the new Justin Long. ahaha.
Natalie Portman!! So gorgeous. Interesting shade though. Like neon cotton candy.
Josh Brolin. If it wasn't for that dream where he tried to kill me, he'd be pretty dang hot. Ok, he's still hot. On a related note, Diane Lane, lookin good.
JAMES FRANCO. holla!!
Evan Rachel Wood. I think she dropped the ball. She's been lookin fly all award season.
SEAN EFFING PENN!!! FTWFTWFTW. Idol right there. I.DOL.
Seth Rogen. lulz.
Holy Hell. Beyonce has the largest behind EVER. ahaha.
Anne Hathaway. That dress is GARGEOUS. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGEOUS.
O snap. Brad and Angelina. King and Queen. Too bad Ben Button might go down as the biggest Oscar loser in the history of the show. ouch.
KATE WINSLET. My personal Jesus. Looking STUNNING on the cover of Time, btw.
Meryl Streep. Hot for an old lady. She's no Helen Mirren, though.
Alicia Keys. So pretty.
Reflecting on Rachel Getting Married. I would have called it, "Anne Hathaway is the Only Good Thing About This Boring Movie."
OMFG JACKBLACK. and Emile Hirsch in the same place?!?! alkdjflakdsj.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
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