Worst (Best?) Tattoo Ever

You know who this is.

Nosferatu = Love

This is how you make Alexis love something she hates.

Makeover?

If I ever go back to curly hair, I think I'll wear it like this mofo. Just pile it on top of my head, and let it fall where it may.


And of course I'll run in the dead grass in my leather ensemble wielding a magic wand. Duh. By the way, Helena Bonham Carter's kind of my idol. Not really. But, this broad walks around dressed as a hoba and works it like a million dollar couture gown. Big f--- you to society. I support this.

Someone Thought This Was A Cat

Awesome.

My Life's Aspiration

Hopefully, by the time I'm old and ready to die, I will be able to say my life was this interesting:

"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky." - Alan Moore

Holla!

He Knows

Although this quote is probably contrived down to the last word, I have to agree.

"I can't get over that she is a huge pop icon of the world. People are acting like she's the new Britney Spears … I don't know even why this girl gets so much attention and press. I guess if you dress like a fool and have crazy, ridiculous haircuts, people start paying attention." -Spencer Pratt on Lady Gaga.

You go Spencer!

Oooo and then there's this:

"People are calling Lady GaGa the pop princess, what's Heidi - the pop queen?"

Love it.

Celebration

W00tw00t it's Spring Break!! I believe it's time to celebrate this victory.

George-Michael