Tuesday, December 29, 2009

My 9 for '09!

Hey, y'allz! With 2009 coming to an end, it's time to count down my favorite pop culture moments, people, movies, songs and ethnicities of 2009! Yey!!! Let's go!

9. I Love The Hangover!

I LOVE movies. I live for them! Sadly, though, this year's crop haven't done much for me. Except these two!!

I think I Love You, Man flew a bit under people's radar. Sucks for them! These movie is geeeeeeeeeeenius and gets better with every viewing. Behold! (Samberg alert) the trailer.



Those fish tacos are the tits, Joben.

The Hangover flew under absolutely no one's radar. Behold! the trailer.



And the world would never be the same.

8. David After Dentist!

I swear to you all, I invented this video.



A+

7. Angry Youtube Rants!

Why Christian Bale's people aren't campaigning for a Best Actor nom, I'll never know. This is the most emotional I've ever heard him, and he did it all in while in character!! Cheers.



And then there's this guy. While I have trouble believing someone could truly get this upset over some stranger bitch attacking Beyonce, I can't help but appreciate his commitment. You go, coco.



Perfection, thy name is....whatever this guy's name is.

6. KANYE!!!!!

Ok. It was rude. I get it. But, can we just put our feelings aside to admire the GENIUS work of Mr. West, here. I mean, he effortlessly turned himself into one of 2009's greatest pop culture villains (aside from Crizz Brown and possibly Jon Gosselin), BUT unlike those two, he didn't actually hurt anyone/damn 8 children to a life of therapy and/or drugs and/or sexual ~indescretions, which will ultimately make his return that much sweeter. Plus, that shoulder shrug is HILARIOUS.



Bonus Amber Rose, cuz she's fierce:



5. Asians!

Asians were so in this year (for me)! I didn't start watching J&K+8 until after the Gosselin marriage went to crap, but thank jeebus it did! Alexis and Aaden are the lights of my life.

I hate Maddy by the way. BIG HATE.

Also,

You're welcome.

And of course,



ADORABLE! It's funny that I didn't love the Asians until AFTER Oxford. Can you imagine the shitstorm had I liked Asians in high school?? Good lord.

4. Glee!

This isn't really the best clip from Glee, but Hulu didn't have Dancing With Myself anymore (assholes) so I went with another Artie-heavy clip. It's still pretty good, though. Kurt's intensity. Finn's...dancing? And the token maybe-hot minorities dancing. A+ Glee, A+



3. SNL.

I realize that SNL isn't all that great anymore (like, at all) but there are still moments where I find it funny. Deal with it.

Easily the best Digital Short of the year. Thanks JT.



I also liked Shy Ronnie. I didn't think Rihanna could be funny, but her eh's are perfect here.



Also, this needs to be said. Kenan Thompson is the best thing about SNL right now. Maybe it's just me. It's probably just me, but, he was on Kenan and Kel. Soooo, take that as you will. hahaha. All I'm trying to say is I love What Up With That and no one can take that away from me.



Political wiiiiiill. Genius. Also Jason Sudeikis dancing in the background? Will you marry me?

2. Lady Gaga

This was the moment I stopped hating Gaga.



And this was the moment I started loving her.



Dude.

1. LOST!


Okay, first of all I am addicted. Second, there is a RIDICULOUS amount of man candy on this show. From Jin (see shirtless man in the asian post) to Sawyer to Faraday. Bahahaha. K, maybe not Faraday, but I am mildly attracted to him. And by mildly....yeah.

And don't forget post-island Sayid's luxurious weave.

LOLZ!

YAY!!!! That's it, guys! My favorite things about 2009. And with that, I say goodbye to 2009 and haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to 2010 (I wonder how many of these things will still be on the list next year). So leave me your comments my children. Anything I missed. What did you love this year? And stay tuned for my Top 10 of the DECADE list. Coming soon!

bai.

Bonus Hirsch because I love him.

Friday, October 2, 2009

"Riddle Me This!!!!!!!!"

The other day my mom and I talked about movies. She said her favorite movie of the year was 500 Days of Summer. EXCELLENT choice. Such a great flick. But, as much as I loved it, it definitely wasn't my favorite of the year. Deep inside I knew only one film holds that special place in my heart. My favorite movie of the year (so far!!!) is DEFINITELY, EASILY:

Yeah. I feel kind of bad about this choice. But, there really wasn't anything else this year I'd consider a must-see. Granted, good movie season hasn't started yet, but I'm not all that excited for the films coming up. Maybe with the exception of Where the Wild Things Are and The Lovely Bones. I don't know. Maybe it's just too early. Although, I'm pretty sure I was hyped for Milk and Slumdog Millionaire this time last year. I COMPLETELY invented Slumdog Millionaire, by the way. And The Hangover. Just sayin.

So what are your favorite movies of 2009 (so far)?

Hey Guys

I know there's still some time left, but I've been thinking about posting a top 10 list of my favorite events/people/things from 2009. Any suggestions? Here's a sampler of what you may see on my list this December:

Perhaps a collaboration from my favorite jew:


and my favorite ex-nsyncer:


Maybe one of these bad boys:

(Technically from '08, but it wasn't until this year that I felt the all-consuming fiery desire to own one)

And this bitch:

Don't fight it. He wins always.

Cheers, y'all!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

I Approve of This

If the Marvel-Disney relationship gives us stuff like this, I will be all. about it.


LOVE IT. Click here to see more pics. And in high resolution!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Hello

So, on the off-chance I celebrate Halloween this year [a certain someone said she wouldn't go trick-or-treating with me (lookin at you, shwan)] I'll need help deciding what I want to be!!

It's between this guy:

It's all about that epic eye. And the hat. Milk included?

Alex is the epitome of Fashion!

Or this guy:

For obvious reasons to anyone who knows me.

I want to fly.

So, get in the poll and vote! Then tell me in the comments why you voted the way you did. I'm already leaning towards one, but maybe you can convince me otherwise.

PS: Anyone surprised it's between two dudes?

...me either.

For Katie

Here's your mugshot:


Seksi.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

I Have Nothing to Blog About

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